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Another user referred to a mohel, or the person who looks after routine Jewish circumcisions.

And the weenie references didnt stop there …

Blue Origins New Shepard rocket heads skyward with Bezos aboard.
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Amazon creator Jeff Bezos successfully soared to the edge of area and back on Tuesday, and declared that the occasion had actually produced his “Best. Day. Ever.” Bezos, his brother Mark, aeronautics legend Wally Funk and 18-year-old Oliver Daemen flew on a New Shepard rocket, landing securely in the West Texas desert after a trip of eight-plus minutes.Bezos was the second billionaire business owner in simply nine days to head to space, with Virgin Galactics Richard Branson beating Bezos. Bransons launch motivated plenty of memes and jokes, and Bezos trip did the same.Be forewarned: Jokes about personal parts await those who continue reading …

There are often indications that people working for a rich/powerful individual have utter contempt for their employer. The dong rocket is one of those indications.– thelaundry (@thelaundrykcstl) July 20, 2021

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Shape of the ship Bezos and team rode in what CNETs Jackson Ryan calls a “gumdrop-shaped pill,” raised by a rocket called a New Shepard. “Gumdrop” is a sweet descriptor, but when the capsule sat atop the rocket, lots of individuals saw a less family-friendly form. “There are often signs that people working for a rich/powerful person have utter contempt for their boss,” composed one Twitter user. “The dong rocket is one of those indications.”

✨ ✨ Congratulations on you penis rocket now pay your taxes ✨ ✨– Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 20, 2021

Im super hectic today composing a country song about how my partner left me so Im fleing from my taxes in a cock shaped rocket.– Kellywise the Clown (@KellywiseClown) July 20, 2021

The space penis is up– Drew Magary (@drewmagary) July 20, 2021

The period of that Blue Origin flight was … approximately one Quibi.– David Gura (@davidgura) July 20, 2021

Sci-fi movie plot Others visualized Bezos flight as the very first scene of a sci-fi movie, such as Planet of the Apes. “Oh no, what if Jeff Bezos travels through time and lands on a future earth damaged by mankinds lack of knowledge,” snarked author Dave Itzkoff.

oh no what if jeff bezos takes a trip through time and arrive on a future earth ravaged by mankinds lack of knowledge– Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 20, 2021

Quick track Some jokes centered on the fact that Bezos and his group spent very little time in fact up in the air, landing in under 10 minutes. “Wake me up when Bezos invests as much time in area as a canine,” composed author Alex Shephard, referring to Soviet space dog Laika.

Jeff Bezos makes a dong rocket as the supreme form of compensation.Guys with raised trucks all over: NOT THAT SMALL NOW, IS IT?!– Dude_Abides (@traininsane17) July 20, 2021

11 minutes is more than long enough for everyone at the landing website to change into monkey costumes.Not stating they ought to do this, however … they ought to do this.– Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) July 20, 2021

The end of The Planet of the Apes however its simply Bezos landing near forest fires out of control– Matt S (@MattSeg09) July 20, 2021

For much better or for spaceAnd some brought Bezos ex-wife, Mackenzie Scott, into the picture. “Hard to picture a better divorce result than getting 50 billion dollars and then your ex actually leaves the world,” composed one Twitter user.

hard to picture a much better divorce outcome than getting 50 billion dollars and then your ex literally leaves the world– muscle skoals (@MuscleSkoals) July 19, 2021

On this huge day of Jeff Bezos going to space, I d like to provide a hearty congratulations to his ex-wife, MacKenzie Scott, whos recognizing the dream of every lady whos ever wished her ex would fall off the face of the world; youre living the dream, lady.– Jess the Prequel Cougar on the Prowl (@JessthePrequel) July 20, 2021

Bezos going to space is like that episode of Bobs Burgers where Teddy attempts to flaunt his boat to his ex-wife– Arq (@CryptArq) July 20, 2021

Amazon creator Jeff Bezos successfully soared to the edge of space and back on Tuesday, and declared that the occasion had actually made for his “Best. Bransons launch inspired plenty of memes and jokes, and Bezos journey did the same.Be forewarned: Jokes about private parts wait for those who continue reading …

Shape of the ship Bezos and crew rode in what CNETs Jackson Ryan calls a “gumdrop-shaped capsule,” raised by a rocket called a New Shepard. “The dong rocket is one of those signs.”

Well Jeff Bezos flight was over pretty quick.Ex-wife: The things I could tell you.– _ JustMarie (@mooseandriosmom) July 20, 2021

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— thelaundry (@thelaundrykcstl) July 20, 2021

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